Heads I win, tails you lose

In the big game of climate change there are no losers, just one big cash-guzzling winner. As inevitable as night follows day, scientists have claimed that the worst winter snow in London for thirty years is consistent with climate change. The UK's Telegraph newspaper reports this under the faintly amusing headline:

Snow is consistent with global warming, say scientists

Yep, that's right. Heatwaves mean global warming, snow means global warming, staying the same means global warming, [insert your own phrase here] means global warming (shurely "climate change?? - Ed). Isn't it hilarious how none of these events ever means nothing at all ("it's just weather") or even possibly global cooling? Nope, it's all the big AGW at work.

Even though this is quite a cold winter by recent standards it is still perfectly consistent with predictions for global warming," said Dr Myles Allen, head of the Climate Dynamics group at Department of Physics, University of Oxford.

"If it wasn't for global warming this cold snap would happen much more regularly. What is interesting is that we are now surprised by this kind of weather. I doubt we would have been in the 1950s because it was much more common.

Oh right, so if it weren't for global warming this would happen more often? OK, got it. Brilliant.

Climate Madness.

Read it here.