Stop cattle and sheep farting to save the planet

You can't make this stuff up. Our bonkers cousins across the ditch are already taxing methane emissions from farm animals, and the Sydney Moonbat Herald suggests that Australia does the same, and that we should all eat kangaroo instead (because they, apparently, have better manners and do not fart in public).

Here the SMH presents their vision of the utopian carbon-free Australia of the future - we're all driving electric cars, and catching trains to Perth - it's so ridiculous to be laughable. Sheep and cattle farming is tightly bound up with Australian culture and history, and yet the SMH dismisses it with a stroke of a pen in pursuit of pointless emissions reductions.

Read it and weep.