Rudd goes on another fossil-fuelled jolly to discuss "climate change"

Another week, another round of pointless climate talks, this time in the earthquake ravaged town of L'Aquila in Italy (you'd have thought they had suffered enough...). Rudd will be spreading his own special brand of "toxic boredom" around, however. I think these poor unfortunates should be warned in advance, and given a secret stash of "No Doz" caffeine tablets:

After a meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel on Tuesday, he will stop briefly in Zurich to lobby world soccer body FIFA chief Sepp Blatter on Australia's bid to host the world cup in 2018 or 2020.

Later in the week, Mr Rudd will spend two days in Italy where he will meet Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Rome.

Mr Rudd will also visit the Vatican for an audience with Pope Benedict XVI where they are expected to discuss the potential canonisation of Josephite order founder, the Blessed Mary MacKillop.

Rudd and the Pope? Knowing his flair for protocol and dignity (see here for a truly awful video of him with Obama), Rudd will probably slap him on the back and say "G'day mate" and make some kind of cringeworthy attempt at a joke …

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