If you thought kangaroo was bad...

... it ain't as bad as camel, which we are told will be the next delicacy on the "Climate Change Menu". Not only are camel numbers in Australia out of control, but they are huge greenhouse gas emitters. Really, this isn't a joke:

Report co-author Murray McGregor, an agribusiness lecturer, said a good way to bring down the number of camels was to eat them.

"Eat a camel today, I've done it," Professor McGregor said.

"It's beautiful meat.

"It's a bit like beef. It's as lean as lean, it's an excellent health food."

I think we need a new motto: "A camel a day keeps Al Gore at bay."

Read it here.