Tim Blair - Global Warming for President
At that moment Dave's son came up with the perfect slogan for the 2012 US election: Global Warming for President!
The boy's a genius. How could global warming possibly lose?
Global warmings got 100 per cent name recognition, awesome fund-raising powers and the ability to kill anyone who opposes him. Global warming, should he choose to run, has a total lock on the White House. If he doesn't flood it first, of course, or fill it with sad polar bears.
Read it here.