The Carbon Cycle according to the ABC
- Good News: tropical cyclones may be slowing global warming by washing large amounts of CO2-containing vegetation and soil into the sea
- Bad News: its effect is tiny and nowhere near enough to stop climate change, which as we all know, is caused by the evils of humanity spewing "carbon pollution" into the atmosphere (© IPCC and Al Gore)
- Good News: "carbon pollution", as we all know, will cause more tropical cyclones (also © IPCC and Al Gore), so...
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